Monday, March 30, 2009

Really liked this so thought I'd share it!
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Happy Birthday Kasi (March 26th)
Happy Birthday Amanda (March 28th)
Happy Birthday Joyce (March 29th)
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Some people have trouble with all those 'shalls' and
'shall not's' in the Ten commandments.
Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms..
So, some folks got together and translated the
'King James' into 'County' language.....
No joke, read on... The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments
(posted on the wall at First Baptist Church in Summersville , West Virginia )
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(1) Just one God
(2) Put nothin' before God
(3) Watch yer mouth
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Honor yer Ma &Pa
(6) No killin'
(7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal
(8) Don't take what ain't yers
(9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(10) Don't be hankerin' of yer buddy's stuff
Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think?

DO NOT ASK THE LORD TO GUIDE YOUR FOOTSTEPS IF YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO MOVE YOUR FEET!!!

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